Vat can I say? (and FAQs)

Hello my followers

Words cannot express my sorrow for not putting up a decent post in...a month? See? I haven't even checked. Ahem, loser.

I thought I would take time to write this post about the FAQs I've been getting.

Shall I just begin?

Why of course!

1. Where have you been?
Home. I'm so pathetic. Crazzyyy stuff going on with my graduation and bootcamp started (it starts every summer for all of us at the HQ [there are a lot more bad people during the summer so we hafta get in shape]) Uhhh...I don't really have any excuse other than the fact that I have been waiting for something interesting to write about

2. What grade are you going into?
You mean me or Naomi? I just graduated, but Naomi's goin into the....7 grade?

3. Where do you live?
In a house. (Near the HQ)

4. Who are your arch enemies?
uhh...the Malt Monster, Gumdrop Ghoul, Sugar Scientist (read my story below somewhere), Mint Menace... is that it?

5. Do you have any friends?
I'm not that weird!!! ... Yes I do. Most of 'em are at the HQ, but some of 'em are from school. Mah best buds are: Perfect Potato, Terrific Tomato, Agent Eggplant WAS my best friend.... and me and Archie are actually getting along now

6. Are you married?
Dude, I'm 18. No I'm not married, but I'm dating Miss Polly Parsnip, da wuv of mah life.

7. What's it like going to boot camp?
Honestly, what can I say? What do you expect? We do drills and get yelled at. It's a ball.

8. How often do you work?
When I was at school I started at 5:00 pm. Now I wake up at 7:30 and have to be at bootcamp by 8:30 and it goes till 5. Whoo hoooo

9. Have you ever gotten hurt fighting someone?
Besides the whole Agent Eggplant thing, no, not really. The occasional bruise, scratch, skinned knee, etc. shows up, but nothin serious.

10. Are you a vegetarian?
I'm a vegetable. I eat some vegetables (the ones that have no real senses) but not anything intellectual like a carrot (ahem). I do eat meat actually, but usually we only have fish at our market.

Sorry for the lack of posts, hope this makes up for it! Got any more questions? Comment! And follow meee!!!

John George (Super Carrot)

Where on earth has he been?

Hi everyone!

I'm so sorry I haven't posted in a long time. A lot has gone on. But, as I have mentioned, school is out! I graduated! Whoop Whoop! Now I am spending time with my family I haven't seen in forever. New posts comin' up, especially if ya'll comment!!

John George (Super Carrot

Super Carrot is two colors...

Well Hiya!

I just noticed that on the side of my body I am two different shades of orange. On my left, a bright orange, but on the right, a dark deep tanned orange. I'll insert a picture of myself.

Not totally sure why I am two colors, but I'm concerned it's because of this new lotion I bought. See, a friend of mine had bought this and decided to give it to me cause I guess they had an extra one. So anywho, I didn't exactly look at the, ha, label...whoopsss... but I think it's kinda making me dark...

I sorta just assumed they meant it would like, I dunno, get rid of shine er stuff to make me look darker? ya know? since shine makes you look bright? maybe?

As for why it is only on one side, my skin has only been really dry on my right side, so I have just been putting on lotion. If you wanna see the lotion, I'll put in a photo for y'all.

Super Carrot may need glasses to look closer at labels...

All for now!

John George (Super Carrot)

Update. Long and true!

Hi Everyone!

I feel so guilty that I haven't posted anything in forever that was long and actually kinda almost good. So here goes.

For starters, I have just graduated my highschool. I will include a pic of me that my mom took, and maybe a pic of her too. It was the best day of my life.

I am not sure what I want to do with my life...college was always a must. You know what I'm saying? I was just ALWAYS going to go to college. PERIOD. But now I'm not so sure. I mean with my career and everything and all of these bad things happening in the world I feel like I have bigger priorities than just myself going to college.

If you read my Lair makeover post (the one right below this) you would know that I am interested in redoing my lair. I just feel that right now it doesn't say anything about me...it just is...a...room. .....yaaa.....*chirp* *chirp* ....

Do you like the background of this blog? I changed it because I thought it would look more like I was sort of writing in a journal that you were reading in...I thought that would give my blog a more personal feel...do you think that?

What else?


Gosh I'm sorry...can't think of anything else.

John George (Super Carrot)

Lair Makeover

When I look around my lair, or hideout I guess you could call it, I get stressed. I think it is time for a makeover. New paint, new furniture, new art, reorganization, everything.

The budget may be tight, but I am crossing my fingers for a new hideout by this summer, or at least end of summer.

I'm going to be in a magazine!!!

WOW! I am so excited!

The Veggie Life (R) magazine contacted me and I am going to be featured in their up and coming issue! Stay tuned to see it!


John George(Super Carrot)

A note from Naomi...

Hi everyone!
I'm Naomi, who usually just types the blog posts, but doesn't actually write them. Well today I decided to tell you a little funny story about my current experience. So my mom is getting her colon cancer screening tomorrow, so she has been on a no fiber diet for like the past 5 or so days. Starting today she doesn't eat and has to take laxatives to clean out her system. (fun). So I decided she should sleep in today since everyone always says when you fast you sleep in late so you have less time to fast (does that make sense?) So anyways every morning my dog, at about 7:10 (20 or so minutes after she gets up) she runs upstairs to my parents room and wakes up my mom (my dad is already awake). So today she was eager to do the same thing, but I kept pulling her back because she jumps up and scratches at their door until my mom opens it. So I was just sitting there in my hall, petting and scratching my dog telling her about the screening process. No joke, I was there for at least 10 minutes (which is a very long time to spend with a dog). Finally I just HAD to get dressed, so I left my dog standing outside my parent's door staring at me with her ears lifted (like she was confused). I don't honestly know WHY I trusted her, but sure enough she jumped up and slammed so hard against the door my mom just had to open it. I, of course, had to explain to her why I didn't keep the dog away, but she doesn't really like sleeping in or everyone feeling bad for her when she's sick. So she cuddled with the dog for 10 minutes and I just sat in my room, plotting my revenge on the pup....

FYI: I have shortened the story a bit, because there were many attempts the dog took trying to open the door, but the most dramatic and longest one was the one I described.

Naomi (D-G)