Hello my followers
Words cannot express my sorrow for not putting up a decent post in...a month? See? I haven't even checked. Ahem, loser.
I thought I would take time to write this post about the FAQs I've been getting.
Shall I just begin?
Why of course!
1. Where have you been?
Home. I'm so pathetic. Crazzyyy stuff going on with my graduation and bootcamp started (it starts every summer for all of us at the HQ [there are a lot more bad people during the summer so we hafta get in shape]) Uhhh...I don't really have any excuse other than the fact that I have been waiting for something interesting to write about
2. What grade are you going into?
You mean me or Naomi? I just graduated, but Naomi's goin into the....7 grade?
3. Where do you live?
In a house. (Near the HQ)
4. Who are your arch enemies?
uhh...the Malt Monster, Gumdrop Ghoul, Sugar Scientist (read my story below somewhere), Mint Menace... is that it?
5. Do you have any friends?
I'm not that weird!!! ... Yes I do. Most of 'em are at the HQ, but some of 'em are from school. Mah best buds are: Perfect Potato, Terrific Tomato, Agent Eggplant WAS my best friend.... and me and Archie are actually getting along now
6. Are you married?
Dude, I'm 18. No I'm not married, but I'm dating Miss Polly Parsnip, da wuv of mah life.
7. What's it like going to boot camp?
Honestly, what can I say? What do you expect? We do drills and get yelled at. It's a ball.
8. How often do you work?
When I was at school I started at 5:00 pm. Now I wake up at 7:30 and have to be at bootcamp by 8:30 and it goes till 5. Whoo hoooo
9. Have you ever gotten hurt fighting someone?
Besides the whole Agent Eggplant thing, no, not really. The occasional bruise, scratch, skinned knee, etc. shows up, but nothin serious.
10. Are you a vegetarian?
I'm a vegetable. I eat some vegetables (the ones that have no real senses) but not anything intellectual like a carrot (ahem). I do eat meat actually, but usually we only have fish at our market.
Sorry for the lack of posts, hope this makes up for it! Got any more questions? Comment! And follow meee!!!
John George (Super Carrot)
